Tell It Like T.V.

Do you ever wish you could be as blatantly honest as they are on T.V.? Don't you just picture yourself telling someone off with a not-so-subtle but very blundt certainty of yourself? Don't you ever wish that the words would come out just like a thoroughly practiced speech, just right? - that maybe it would be just what it takes to get through to that someone? Just what it takes to finally prove your point and render them dumbfounded? That is what goes on in my head in about 77.3% of my life.